D Flawless's definitions

Dumble

A dating app stolen from tinder by the bitch Whitney wolf herd where hot blonde bitches go to get some tall white cock from chad.

Chad got 50 matches on Dumble. Whitney loves that tall white boy cock!

by D Flawless July 21, 2022

Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 26, 2023

chadlet

Chad and Stacy's outpopping

Stacy posted lots of pics with her little chadlets

by D Flawless December 10, 2019

GayP Morgan Chase

The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor

I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!

Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.

by D Flawless September 21, 2020

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis

After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk

by D Flawless January 11, 2021

Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck

Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them

by D Flawless May 26, 2020

The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention

Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.

by D Flawless November 16, 2019