D Flawless's definitions

jewbnb

a greedy company run by brian chesky that allows greedy assholes to rip off guesta and act like feudal masters and treat their guests like shit

The robotic jewbnb call center workers, thank you for calling airbnb we cant help you blah blah blah

by D Flawless March 17, 2022

Brigham Chung

An Asian university in Utah

I'm going to Brigham Chung university!

by D Flawless August 3, 2021

Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Mila Jewnis

A semi hot 6 out of 10 actress from JewKraine who loves to blow Ashton Kutchers cock and ride it all night long

Mila Jewnis: Oh Ashton! Fuck that jew pussy harder! Cum in my face!

by D Flawless October 17, 2022

Drop-Down Oppression

When a drop-down menu fails to include any option that applies to you and doesn't include the option 'other', thereby invalidating your existence

Dude, a lot of companies use drop-down oppression to keep outsiders out

by D Flawless November 28, 2020

Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

by D Flawless October 31, 2021

Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 26, 2023