D Flawless's definitions

used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 11, 2021

dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019

Poongrimage

A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy

Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy

by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Examageddon

When final exams are making it seem like your life's about to come to an end

I've been up studying all night, my head's about to explode- time for examageddon

by D Flawless May 12, 2021

Winnie the Poon

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside

I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to

by D Flawless November 1, 2021

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

by D Flawless December 12, 2023

Daniel Chadcliffe

When Chad Thundercock and Harry Potter have a baby together- a cross between Harry Potter and Chad Thubdercock

Daniel Chadcliffe waved his magic wand and all the Stacie fell on top of it like oh yeah Harry! I mean harder Chad!

by D Flawless November 3, 2021