D Flawless's definitions

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

Lifeguard orgy

A party with lots of hot lifeguard sex

I'm a head over to the lifeguard orgy

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

Feminist

An greedy roastie who wants to rip everybody off and get paid more for less to raise Chad's kids after Chad bailed and ran off with some fresh Stacy

Fuck you feminist. Fuck Chad too

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Neuropenile coordination

Imner game: aka The ability of your brain to generate an electrical impulse to your cock to make you fuck bitches

Frequent walking and chatting up hotter and hotter girls can be seen as exercises to increase your neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 14, 2021

Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

by D Flawless October 31, 2021

jewbnb

a greedy company run by brian chesky that allows greedy assholes to rip off guesta and act like feudal masters and treat their guests like shit

The robotic jewbnb call center workers, thank you for calling airbnb we cant help you blah blah blah

by D Flawless March 17, 2022

Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 8, 2021