D Flawless's definitions

Title IX

What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs

Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since

by D Flawless July 1, 2020

High Self-Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex

After trying to hold off on ripping one the first night, Chad developed a high self-confidence from there on out.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

hookergraph

When you get a prostitute's autograph

After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph

by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

by D Flawless June 7, 2018

TJ Minn

A TJ Maxx store with few items left in stock

I went shopping at TJ Minn but couldn't find what I wanted so I went to Walmart

by D Flawless August 15, 2022

Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan

The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking

by D Flawless March 29, 2020