D Flawless's definitions

Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck

Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them

by D Flawless May 26, 2020

Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Fearcel

A guy who can't get laid at least in part because he's too scared to even approach

Johnny was such a fearcel. The hot girl in church smiled at him and he couldn't even bring himself to go say hi.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Fukboyama

A world class Asian musician, anime cartoonist, martial artist, and pornographic actor known for his majestic works of art and slaying a ton of hot pussy

I'm going to a Fukboyama concert tomorrow witn my girl. Gotta dress up nice and fancy

by D Flawless December 14, 2021

Aftab Pure Evil

An Indian politician in Cincinnati with a hot ass wife

Man I want to tap Aftab pure evil's wife so bad dude

by D Flawless November 19, 2021

dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019

Dumble

A dating app stolen from tinder by the bitch Whitney wolf herd where hot blonde bitches go to get some tall white cock from chad.

Chad got 50 matches on Dumble. Whitney loves that tall white boy cock!

by D Flawless July 21, 2022