D Flawless's definitions

DDSM

Doctor of Dental Sadomasochism

The highest academic degree conferred by elite dental schools; the DDSM degree makes practitioners fully licensed to perform tooth extractions with the penis, genital mutilation with dental instruments, and unlimited sex with hot dental assistants

by D Flawless October 15, 2021

fuckobotomy

A lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckobotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 8, 2020

Memoirs of a Straight-sha

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

by D Flawless November 23, 2021

Hypogamy

The female tendency to select the worst, most brutal, stupid, apeish men to breed with

Incels talk about hypergamy being a problem, well I say the problem is hypogamy. Females keep mating with thugs and rednecks and chads instead of fine sophisticated gentlemen such as myself

by D Flawless November 3, 2021

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

Chadocracy

A form of government characterized by rule by tall, rich, white jocks with tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps. The Chads plunder all the money, bang all the hot chicks, and silence anyone who dares to speak out against them.

Down with the Chadocracy! Im so fucking sick of these damn Chad's stealing all my girls. Power to the nerds!

by D Flawless September 19, 2019

Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses

I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work

by D Flawless July 19, 2022