D Flawless's definitions

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.

Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!

by D Flawless January 30, 2022

Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

by D Flawless August 16, 2020

Fact Checking

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

by D Flawless May 11, 2020

Chad Lite

An exclusive brand of beer that immediately turns you into Chad Thundercock

The frat boy had a few bottles of Chad Lite after the tailgate and all the Stacys were falling on his Wang.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

mastrigator

an aligator that wanks a lot

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator

by D Flawless November 25, 2021