162 definitions by D Flawless

Robert Sixteenth

A financial staffing firm that never replies

I applied to a job at Robert Sixteenth

by D Flawless December 2, 2021

Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all

Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)

Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away

by D Flawless October 27, 2021

Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs

Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since

by D Flawless July 2, 2020

Mormican

A Mormon mexican

Utah is starting to get a lot more Mexicans converting to Mormons, hence mormicans

by D Flawless May 25, 2022

Disinformation

Any views that the group in power do not approve of

Anti vaxxers need to stop spreading disinformation.

You're welcome to take the poison and get your fatal blood clots, I'm not.

by D Flawless October 21, 2021