202 definitions by D

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

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"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."
by D March 29, 2004
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A really bad troop in the army
damn, negligent discharge again...
Pte Smith is such a fuckin plug
by D April 1, 2004
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
by D March 31, 2005
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a pretend bimbo; someone who likes to act like an airhead because she thinks it's cool
Amber is such a pimbo..she think I like her but she aint nuthin but a white gurl
by D October 19, 2004
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cool-the L bcuz l stands for loser
by D December 2, 2003
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A person with a high political standing, but not necessarily power. In most democracies, presidents are elected to the position.

A notable example where the president is not elected is the United States of America (as of 2003).
And... I thought the president should be elected in this democracy of ours... but, well. It almost seems like the Soviet Union all over again.
by D November 24, 2003
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A dog, pass me my hamma, I'm bout to get this bama!
by D March 19, 2005
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