4 definitions by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť

Shit and stuff

Taking a shit that leads to a fap. Usually lasts about fifteen minutes and probably involves you forgetting to wipe your ass.

Hold on I have to go take a shit and stuff I'll meet you in twenty minutes.

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016

Cumwich

When you eat her out after you give her anal

I had a cumwich with my GF last night and now I'm kind of ashamed

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť March 25, 2016

Thoughtsturbate

The act of masturbating to the thought of something arousing, rather than watching/reading it.

I thoughtsturbated to my crush in the shower

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť March 1, 2016

Magcon

Scientific name for a group of cancer cells.

Holy shit it's a Magcon! Don't get too close or you'll get cancer and the only cure is to drink a gallon of bleach

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016