19 definitions by CynderFanclub

Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.

Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!

by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023

Tonsilless hockey

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.

Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.

by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023

Omega 3's

Omega 3's are a type of nutritious oil found in fish and possibly some nuts. Omega 3's help the brain to grow more and it's an essential fatty acid. In studies studying the benefits, it helps normal brains to be smarter, anxious people be a little less anxious (especially when combined with Propranolol), and ADHD people focus more (better than Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil alone). Omega 3's work best with B Vitamins, Memantine, and Tropoflavin. You can get Omega 3's in the supplement store and you can eat more fish.

Tony: I ate fried striped bass and rice with onion and avocado salad. It's full of Omega 3's.

by CynderFanclub September 12, 2023

EthylAmphetamine

EthylAmphetamine is the ethylated version of amphetamine. EthylAmphetamine last longer than amphetamine and is slightly stronger than amphetamine. It gives you energy, motivation, confidence, and concentration. EthylAmphetamine and Amphetamine are safe while MethAmphetamine is dangerous. EthylAmphetamine is also good for ADHD to calm you down.

This EthylAmphetamine is good stuff. I can study for hours.

by CynderFanclub December 23, 2020

Devil Springs

Devil Springs is vodka that is 151 proof (75.5% Ethanol by volume). It's great to mix into drinks (like fruit punch or fanta) and drink to warm up during the winter. Add ice, and you got a refreshing spring, summer, or fall drink. Devil springs can also be mixed with 2-methyl-2-butanol and juice.

I mixed Devil Springs with Hawaiian Punch and 2-methyl-2-butanol. Then me and my friends chugged it.

by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023