A small town
located in Surrey, England, which
to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to encounter...
You get people like
16yr old girls who act like 12yr
olds and refer to the mature people as spastics, fat chicks that think they're the hottest people on the planet and dress like slut
s that come out after dark, and adults who class all teenagers
Aside from that, Oxted does have a nice lesuire centre, train station, supermarket and park...
But that doesn't stop
it from being one of the worst places to live
in the UK.
And yes, you've guessed
it... I live
"I'm just going to go down
to Oxted to watch a movie, go shopping, go swimming and catch a train"
"Okay, but just make sure
that you're back
before dark. You don't want
to be raped by chavs, do you?"