1 definition by CusHasTheShitsLol
A term used to describe eternal, God given bad luck of an unworldly, yet consistently colossal magnitude.
Danny James is running late to work this Morning after feeding the Pony in the early hours of the Morning. He eventually pulls up to his usual parking space in his Ford Fiesta.
Danny James: *Opens car door* Gyuerrrrrrrrrrrp
*A pungent smell pollutes the surroundings of the car park*
Danny James is then noticed by a neighbouring colleague, who is also exiting his vehicle.
The pure sight of Danny James in the early hours of the Morning is enough to invoke a slow head-shake of derision for anyone, but this is promptly interrupted by a mild squelch.
Danny James has indeed stepped in dog shit, immediately after stumbling out of his car. His shift has not even started.
Bad Juju.
Danny James: *Opens car door* Gyuerrrrrrrrrrrp
*A pungent smell pollutes the surroundings of the car park*
Danny James is then noticed by a neighbouring colleague, who is also exiting his vehicle.
The pure sight of Danny James in the early hours of the Morning is enough to invoke a slow head-shake of derision for anyone, but this is promptly interrupted by a mild squelch.
Danny James has indeed stepped in dog shit, immediately after stumbling out of his car. His shift has not even started.
Bad Juju.
by CusHasTheShitsLol October 12, 2021