Curtis Meyer's definitions

Trail Mix

1. Rough sex.

2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex

Comes from:

I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."

- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle

1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.

2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.

by curtis meyer October 23, 2009

Doughmance

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.

The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Like Whoamance

An intense, passionate tryst.

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Trendship

A friendship based on one party's momentary popularity.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a trendship.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Symbiomance

A relationship where both parties benefit from either other's interactions with one another. (From "romance" and "symbiosis.")

The oxpecker and the rhino share a symbiomance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Aiyo!mance

The relationship between shorties and cat-callers. ("Aiyo shorty!")

The call girl and the construction worker had an aiyo!mance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Scrabose

Having an extensive vocabulary, typically of words up to eight letters in length, that proves beneficial when competing in games of Scrabble. (Comes from "Verbose"; See also: "Scrabosity.")

I don't want to play Scrabble with Brandan - he's way too scrabose an opponent.

by Curtis meyer November 13, 2009