10 definitions by Curare the defenestrator
When you give someone a swirly as you have sex with them, either holding down the seat, pushing them directly, or using the leverage you have from behind to keep them down.
"Bro did you hear?, some of the dudes at the frat house got arrested!"
"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."
"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."
by Curare the defenestrator July 12, 2023
A sex position where a woman gets spit roasted as she does the splits, one leg in the air with the man she's blowing holding on to her leg, providing some much-needed support. The position is appropriately named for how from the side, the woman's legs arc similar to the angle of a longbow, with the man holding her leg as the archer and the other as the man getting shot.
"Oh, bro, did you hear about Nicole last night?" "Yeah, man, I heard she did the longbow at Mathews' party with the door wide open for everyone to see! Who knew she was that flexible." "No one was more surprised than Alex and Dan, and they were on either end!"
by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022
"Holy fuck did you hear about Alex?!" "Stacy became a complete ball fondler when they hooked up at Jaxx's party last week, with how happy she was; Rumour is he's got a set of pig balls down there."
by Curare the defenestrator December 12, 2022
Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 12, 2022
Similar to how an anchor baby is used to immigrants can migrate to a new country, a grapple baby is a more extreme slur to denote when immigrants have children in a country or migrate with them and use them as an excuse to stay while refusing to assimilate or adapt to the culture of the country they move to.
The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.
This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.
I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.
The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.
This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.
I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.
by Curare the defenestrator July 17, 2023
When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.
"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."
by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023