2 definitions by Cumblastedflakes

Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

Nugget

Sweet, delicious, scrumptious, orgasmic, synthetic chicken meat

Guy 2: Welcome to Micky Dicks how may I help you?

Guy 8: yea let me get fifty piece nugget..

Guy 2: umm excuse me?!

Guy 8: You heard me bitch

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018