4 definitions by Crumpet
See "chav" "townie" "scally" "knob"
"chode" etc.
Someone who looks proud when they answer back with the insult "your mum!" or walks around constantly with a nike TN cap on and with his hands down his pants feeling himself.
Someone who has no coutesy and is willing to "beat the shit" out of you if you say a sentence without at least 4 "fucks" in.
Someone who has lost their virginity by the age of ten, usually to a beast of a girl, that he paid for.
"chode" etc.
Someone who looks proud when they answer back with the insult "your mum!" or walks around constantly with a nike TN cap on and with his hands down his pants feeling himself.
Someone who has no coutesy and is willing to "beat the shit" out of you if you say a sentence without at least 4 "fucks" in.
Someone who has lost their virginity by the age of ten, usually to a beast of a girl, that he paid for.
by Crumpet June 7, 2005
"I'll have one Roundello please"
"This is a pastry shop, not a sex shop. We don't do that type of glazing"
"This is a pastry shop, not a sex shop. We don't do that type of glazing"
by Crumpet February 22, 2021
An individual who's always at fault. It doesn't matter if they were involved or not, just always blame Dub. Usually causes wipes in raids like Destiny 2.
"Goddamn it. We wiped in the raid again!"
"Don't worry, it's Dub's fault"
"Ahhh what a relief"
"I blame Dub for it because he thinks half of 8 is 3, so he called out 'tree' instead of four which caused us to wipe"
"Don't worry, it's Dub's fault"
"Ahhh what a relief"
"I blame Dub for it because he thinks half of 8 is 3, so he called out 'tree' instead of four which caused us to wipe"
by Crumpet March 5, 2021
The name for someone who likes to talk about his adventures in the shower but everyone knows they are a virgin
Gtamen loves to tell others his shower stories like the time he finger blasted his flatmate but we all know he's a virgin
by Crumpet March 18, 2018