4 definitions by Crucially Dreaming
When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
by Crucially Dreaming March 7, 2023
Also referred to as a “Targeted Individual”. People who have been sold to Multinational banks by the American Intelligence community for experimentation as live cadavers. Banks like Bank of Montreal own Royal Mental Health of Ottawa (which has a vested interest in the diagnosis of pedophilia ),Bank of the west Prinibas ( multinational bank that accepts crypto ) ,Hydro Quebec which produces the electricity needed for experimentation and Consolidated Communications ( which provides the cell towers and also builds the NSA telecom. Centers on military installations. The NSA of course invented bitcoin along with Professor at Cambridge and UC Berkley Robin Hanson who pioneers future predictive markets and advocates for brain mapping technologies. Any CoinSlave knows they are constantly being made aware of their brain’s capabilities and probably suspects it is being mapped. They are also constantly teased by voices predicting their movements very accurately. In a nutshell, a Canadian bank owns me because the NSA sold them my personal information and monitors me to ensure my value is kept stable while medical practitioners perform various procedures on me without my consent in order to advance cyborg technology and bring about Judgement Day. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be heading to Crystal Peak in the Mojave Desert.
Sorry I haven’t been in touch recently. I’ve don’t use phones because they make my ears bleed and I spend my days talking to voices in my head that call me a pedophile. I hate being a CoinSlave. I’d sue the government if the police and lawyers weren’t avoiding me.
by Crucially Dreaming March 4, 2023