9 definitions by CrowleyCreeper88

Beetard

A person obsessed with the film Bee Movie. Basically, this person knows the entire movie front to back, knows the entire script by heart, and can usually be found posting memes of the movie on the internet or social media, or YTP videos of the movie on Youtube.

Charles: "Hey Phil, check out this video of this penguin on water skis!!"

Phil: " Just a sec, i'm watching this new Bee Movie YTP video.

Charles: "ANOTHER Bee Movie video?!! Dude, you watch that movie like every other day!!! You're such a Beetard, man!!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019

Crowley

The armpit of the state of Louisiana. Claims to be the 'rice captial of the world', but its only REAL export are the people leaving in droves every day. Small, boring, and hotter than a sack of demon dicks even in WINTER, its number of rude, dead eyed douchebag residents is matched only by the sheer volume of mosquitoes that will suck your body dry of blood if you choose to take a walk on any given day.

Dude 1: " Hey, you going to Mardi Gras today?"

Dude 2: " No, i have no car. The city I live in has no bus service. Not even one damn CAB. "

Dude 1: "What city you in?"

Dude 2:" Crowley. "

Dude 1: "Damn. I feel for you man. I do. That sucks.

by CrowleyCreeper88 November 2, 2019

blitznak

Something that Gantu always says in the Lilo and Stitch tv show. Probably means something along the lines of "oh crap" or "damn".

Gantu, realizing he's been foiled yet again by Lilo and Stitch:

"Oh Blitznak!!! The little Earth girl and the abomination foiled me again. Hamsterveil is gonna be pissed..."

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 19, 2019

vampliar

A vampire who has been caught in a lie. Since vampires are undead and have no heartbeat, they are under no obligation to "cross their heart, and hope to die", thereby making them better liars than humans. However, having their lies discovered has the same consequences as a human lie.

When it was discovered that it was Diane, not Mavis, who came up with the word dampire, Mavis was branded the vampliar.

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019

dampire

A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.

Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"

Diane: "A dampire!!!

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019

Hahaguffawchuckleamalus

The part of the brain that holds the capacity for laughter, humor, jokes, etc. It's small, smaller than the medulla oblongata, but is somehow big enough to store decades of fart, sex, golf, and poop jokes. Without the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus, we'd all be as boring and humorless as a university professor, or the entire country of Russia.

As part of his plan for world domination, Professor Poopypants shrank the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus of the students of Jerome Horowitz Elementary, turning them into boring, mindless zombies. Luckily, Captain Underpants defeated him and saved the day.

by CrowleyCreeper88 November 7, 2019

positively 4th street

Named after the Bob Dylan song, Positively 4th Street is when somebody disses a person to their face, usually in public. In other words, to utterly destroy somebody with words, to bring them down a peg, just like Bob did in the song.

Caleb: "Bro, did you see how Justin got up in Steve's grill about sleeping with his girlfriend? He really let him have it!!! He even straight up called him the N-word.

Jeremy: "Heck yeah!!! What an epic roast. That was Positively 4th Street right there!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019