Definitions by CrippleDOGS

The Click Splinter 

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

The Click Splinter by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

Sock Pickle 

When you hollow out a pickle, only to place your erect penis inside, covering it all by a standard work sock.

I prefer his sock pickle

Sock Pickle by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011