3 definitions by Crimcrams

Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 28, 2019

Side Skrimping

The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self

.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!

by Crimcrams March 28, 2019

Pooboop

When an animal usually a dog unknowingly steps in its own poop only to then stand on its hind legs and put its paws on you and or step on your clean clothes and or shoes.

1.Don't let my dog Pooboop your shoes he just stepped in his own shit
2.Dude don't let the dog hop up on you right now or you'll get poobooped.
3.Oh my god that guys dog is poobooping everyone what the fuck.

by Crimcrams August 13, 2021