3 definitions by Cremaster Akioro

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A covert or low key Hipster, whose eccentric and gimmicky grooming fashionismo is pretendedly non intentional and accidental.

In reality, the Naivster spends enormous amounts of time and effort constructing his quirky and uniquely trendy appearance and persona. He draws inspiration from less well known sources and brands, and can combine classic preppy items with freaky accents.

The Naivster regularly insists that his style and demeanor does not have anything out of the ordinary and is not artificially construed.
-What's up with that liquid ink ballpen tucked high up inside your t-shirt collar?
-Nothing... Why?
-What's up with that strange old lady necklace/bracelet?
-This old thing? I've always had it with me!
-You're such a Naivster!!!
by Cremaster Akioro June 29, 2009

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Adj. Misspelled Misappropriation of the classic expression "doorknoby". Used by bitter resenters in lieu of sabotaging the original expression and spreading it all over, all wrong. Only the worst kind of persons will use it instead of the much more musical "doorknoby"
- "I like that combination of doable and doorknoby!"
- "Doorknobish?"
- "NO! Doorknoby! Like Yellowy!"
by Cremaster Akioro December 07, 2008

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Adj. Contractive simplification used to define characters that are classified as dumb as a doorknob.
"Vanessa is really hot man, but she's kinda doorknoby!"
by Cremaster Akioro December 07, 2008

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