1 definition by Creation's Hammer
A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".
Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
by Creation's Hammer December 16, 2009