3 definitions by Craigy1876

dunfermline

Dunfermline aka Scumfermline. Home to many people born of incest. Home also to the stupid and dillusional. A backwards town where the horse and cart is still the main mode of transport and where hygenie is still a mystery. A town where aeroplanes are called iron birds.
A town where hillbillys would feel superior.
And Duelling Banjos is the towns anthem

Yuck what's that smell? Its Dunfermline

by Craigy1876 March 21, 2007

falkirk

The centre of the universe. God's second home. Home also of the greatest football team ever

Is this Heaven? Naw mate, even better it's Falkirk

by Craigy1876 December 8, 2007

Bonnybridge

A village just outside of Falkirk. UFO capital of the world

There's a lot of aliens in Bonnybridge

by Craigy1876 October 7, 2007