Definitions by CraigJedmonds

Effs 

Abbreviation of the word 'Effort'

'Wanna go down to the shop?'
'Nah, thats effs.'

Effs by CraigJedmonds November 18, 2011

Stinky Smack 

The act of hitting a girl with an erect penis, that has been left for 3 or more days unwashed, either on her face or body.

'Talked to Tracey recently?'
'Yeah, she was being a right bitch so i gave her a stinky smack to put her in her place'

Stinky Smack by CraigJedmonds November 18, 2011