2 definitions by CptMeep
When a male goes around giving shoulder massage's to all females claiming to be friendly but in reality is just being creepy and believes they enjoy it.
Guy 1: Hey dude, see that guy over there.
Guy 2: Yea, he's massaging all those girls shoulders.
Guy 1: Yea what a massage slut.
Guy 2: Yea, he's massaging all those girls shoulders.
Guy 1: Yea what a massage slut.
by CptMeep November 4, 2015
A meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a Kippah and rubbing his hands together.
Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.
Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.
John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!
by CptMeep November 4, 2015