2 definitions by CourtKase
The five-second conversation you have with a lover before deciding to elope with them. It's usually a very intense few moments , possibly while drunk, and sometimes just after meeting someone.
Can you believe Jasmine eloped with that guy she met at the vending machines? I mean, one minute we were all playing Black Jack, the next minute she's off eloping with some hairy stranger...must have been a convincing eloposal.
by CourtKase June 15, 2017
The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.
...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
by CourtKase February 18, 2011