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11 definitions by Count3d

 
1.
The word used to describe what happens when people are at a party and they pull out cameras and basically take pictures of one another taking pictures of one another.
Luke: So how was that Myspace party last night?

Emily: Oh, it was one big photojerk.
by Count3D May 12, 2007
 
2.
Kickass, Emmy award winning CG show. Autobot descendants the Maximals battle against Decepticon descendants the Predacons.

Very well-received by Transformers fans and non-fans because of its inventive story, beautiful imagery and badass characters.
"So for now, let the battle be here... on this strange, primitive world... and let it be called.... BEAST WARS!!!!"

-Optimus Primal, leader of the Maximals, Episode 1
by Count3d October 02, 2007
 
3.
Synonymous modification of epic.

When something is so incredibly unbelievably unforgettable that words fail you, that is epik. It's basicially something fucking awesome.
Did you see that meme? It was epik.
by Count3D June 18, 2007
 
4.
Action porn. When big, testosterone-laden action movies have all the editing beats of a sex film. Dialogue is delivered with fake enthusiasm, followed by bursting gunfire, theatrical chases, and the inevitable big-bang finale.
Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay’s latest blockbuster destructorama has all their usual trademarks.
by Count3D June 19, 2007
 
5.
The greatest thing to come out of Britain since the Beatles and Twiglets.

Also, it's pronounced "Gav-eee-know," not "Gavin-OH." Tards.
Gavino is known for having the sexiest British accent ever.
by Count3D October 06, 2007
 
6.
Lighten the fuck up.
omg, we're gonna be late!!!!

Dude, ltfu!
by Count3D July 03, 2007
 
7.
A "biographical picture." A film that dramatizes the life of an actual person or people. Differs from films “based on a true story” or “historic films” in that they attempt to comprehensively tell a person’s life story or at least the most historically important years of their lives.
The People vs. Larry Flynt, Blow and Monster are biopics with dubious historical figures.
by Count3D October 26, 2007