7 definitions by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten
by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten September 15, 2004
To be Vertigo is to be so utterly, devastatingly orgasm-inducing that people fall out of their chairs at your mere presence.
<LOSER_HA_HA> Fine, I admit it, I love FtUCVertigo. I want his man-babies, and to send waves of my passion washing over him all night long.
by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten April 1, 2005
by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten October 14, 2004
by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten September 4, 2004
The apotheosis of bullet weaponry, the boltgun is a perfectly-crafted firearm gifted only to the Emperor's finest. Boltguns fire shells which explode shortly after penetration, inflicting massive tissue damage.
"Dude, my massed S4 AP5 boltguns totally pwunzorised your lone Grot" -WH40k nub
"Dude, my S10 AP2 Demolisher Cannon just totally pwunzorised your entire squad of boltgun-nubs" -Slightly more fortunate WH40k nub
"Dude, my S10 AP2 Demolisher Cannon just totally pwunzorised your entire squad of boltgun-nubs" -Slightly more fortunate WH40k nub
by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 15, 2005
The more common term for boltgun.
Note that heavy assault troops tend to make use of a double-barelled version known as a storm bolter, and support troops and vehicles extensively utilise heavy rapid-fire versions known as heavy bolters.
Note that heavy assault troops tend to make use of a double-barelled version known as a storm bolter, and support troops and vehicles extensively utilise heavy rapid-fire versions known as heavy bolters.
by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 15, 2005
Ugly.
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)
by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 11, 2006