Definitions by Count Cockula

Italian Breadstick

You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....

“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight”

Italian Breadstick by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”

Merry Go Fuck Fest by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

Count Choculas Surprise by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Frosty the Hooker 

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....

“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night”

Frosty the Hooker by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Frankenstrokem 

When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...

“It’s Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dude”

Frankenstrokem by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Dirty Karson 

The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED

“Hey you down to do the dirty Karson tonight”

Dirty Karson by Count Cockula October 7, 2019

Floridian Breakfast 

The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint

“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning”

Floridian Breakfast by Count Cockula October 7, 2019