Definitions by Cosmo Polaski

hunert 

One Hundred. Central Southern Mid-Western corruption of 'one hundred'.

"Started printin' me some hunert dollar bills, but my crayon broke."

hunert by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2008

observitude

Justification due to tradition, religious doctrine, or political affiliation. When logic and reason are negated by tradition.

Observitude dictates the support of a president during war, while he/she fails to resolve issues at home or abroad.

observitude by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2006

Observasive 

The act of presenting personal observation as fact to further a cause.

Was Bush being observasive when justifing the invasion of Iraq?

Observasive by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2006

superspicion 

The questioning of superstitiously based traditions and beliefs.

"The logic of overstepping sidewalk cracks, to avoid medical calamities befalling ones mother, raises my superspicion."

superspicion by Cosmo Polaski August 14, 2006

valuidation 

Consideration of material resources for the determination of social, political, or religious values.

"Valuidation dictates that I vote Democratic, to save what I have left."

valuidation by Cosmo Polaski August 14, 2006

hickup truck 

Any light truck exhibiting one or more of the following:
Any part or all of a rebel flag.
Bumper stickers mentioning guns, fishin', or hound dogs.
Decals depicting anyone pissing on anything.

"Now there's a hickup truck, complete with Yosemite Sam mud flaps."

hickup truck by Cosmo Polaski August 11, 2006

roadbird 

A gesture of acknowledgement for the actions of fellow motor vehicle enthusiasts. A digitized comment on the driving skills of others.

"Did you see that idiot cut me off. I'd give him the roadbird, but I lost my middle finger in an accident."

roadbird by Cosmo Polaski August 9, 2006