6 definitions by Corva
An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.
The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.
by Corva August 16, 2023
Post brexit scare stories made up by hand wringing leftie whingers who can't accept the result of a government referendum.
"It says in the Grauniad that everyone will get cancer very soon due to brexit, sounds like another load of brollocks to me"
by Corva September 22, 2016
Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.
Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.
by Corva March 9, 2019
Members of the snowflake generation that will find an excuse to defend any action to stay woke or promote racism where it does not exist.
It’s not his fault he stabbed someone, he was let down by the social workers and he’s also autistic, the apologistas will condone his behaviour.
by Corva June 2, 2021
Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Version - is by far the most serious rendering the carrier almost totally insane. Main symptoms are involuntary body movements and uncontrollable verbage. These always include socially inappropriate words and phrases - coprolalia-moonanis.
" I went to Hungary in July and still had the horn at Christmas" -
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"
by Corva December 15, 2004
“I say Jeeves, let’s get down to the white cliffs of Dover and cock a snook at Tinpotamia”.
“Fuck off Sir, I voted remain”
“Fuck off Sir, I voted remain”
by Corva October 20, 2017