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Young Dolph

Yet another wack rapper with no skills. Representing (or rather disgracing) Memphis, Young Dolph commands little to no respect. All of his songs are about the same things, just about how much money he has, how many bitches he fucks, how many guns he has and how many drugs he smokes. Some people say that Dolph speaks for the struggle, but all his music really does is promote cocaine use to young teens who don't know any better.

Guy1: Yo I agreed with Pete Rock when he said that Young Dolph is trash, somebody needed to say it and I'm glad he did because that nigga is straight garbage!
Guy2: Yeah, Dolph is a joke and he has no skill.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 15, 2022

Dementia patient

Sleepy Joe Biden

Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...

Joe Biden is a real dementia patient

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Webbie

The coolest spelling teacher ever.

10 year old: how do you spell 'independent?'
Webbie: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, do you know what that mean mane?
10 year old: thanks so much Trill Young Savage, I am going to ace that spelling test tomorrow!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022

Drake

Somebody who literally sucks at everything. A Drake is someone who does a lot of different activities, but they aren't particularly exceptional at any one of them. A drake may become huge in a particular field despite having no skills in that field.

I hate when Drake raps
Drake sings too much
Drake is a pop artist
Drake doesn't even write his own songs
Drake is a faggot
Drake took an L
Drake didn't start from the bottom
Drake is finished
Drake makes music for girls
Anybody else >>> Drake

Yeah, everybody knows

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Drake

A rapper who most people believe to be straight, but is really gay. He also cries all the time but then tries to act all hard. Says how he could steal your bitch but in reality he'd probably kiss you on the lips and put your penis in his mouth instead.

Drake: Ya, ya ya ya, I'm Drizzy, I get more bitches than I can handle, ya, they blow on me like a candle, that pussy girl I'm trynna sample, my girl got so much ass she ample, ya

Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Lezly

A girl who is very tomboyish. 9 times out of 10 a girl named Lezly is a lesbian.

1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!

2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!

3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Joe Biden

To make an embarrassing verbal slip-up or mistake, or to get something very confused.

1. From now on, when somebody makes a verbal gaffe, it will be referred to as a Joe Biden.

2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022