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John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 20, 2022
Get the The lights are on, but nobody's homemug. Guy1: Yo DAMN. was complete trash I don't understand the hype.
Guy2: Yeah me either, that album was trash, Kendrick is trash.
Guy1: Yeah, Kendrick is just so mainstream and watered down, he even has Rihanna featured on his album.
Guy2: Yeah me either, that album was trash, Kendrick is trash.
Guy1: Yeah, Kendrick is just so mainstream and watered down, he even has Rihanna featured on his album.
by Cornpop was a bad dude May 2, 2018
Get the DAMN.mug. Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...
Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Dementia patientmug. 10 year old: how do you spell 'independent?'
Webbie: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, do you know what that mean mane?
10 year old: thanks so much Trill Young Savage, I am going to ace that spelling test tomorrow!
Webbie: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, do you know what that mean mane?
10 year old: thanks so much Trill Young Savage, I am going to ace that spelling test tomorrow!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
Get the Webbiemug. Somebody who literally sucks at everything. A Drake is someone who does a lot of different activities, but they aren't particularly exceptional at any one of them. A drake may become huge in a particular field despite having no skills in that field.
I hate when Drake raps
Drake sings too much
Drake is a pop artist
Drake doesn't even write his own songs
Drake is a faggot
Drake took an L
Drake didn't start from the bottom
Drake is finished
Drake makes music for girls
Anybody else >>> Drake
Yeah, everybody knows
Drake sings too much
Drake is a pop artist
Drake doesn't even write his own songs
Drake is a faggot
Drake took an L
Drake didn't start from the bottom
Drake is finished
Drake makes music for girls
Anybody else >>> Drake
Yeah, everybody knows
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Drakemug. A rapper who most people believe to be straight, but is really gay. He also cries all the time but then tries to act all hard. Says how he could steal your bitch but in reality he'd probably kiss you on the lips and put your penis in his mouth instead.
Drake: Ya, ya ya ya, I'm Drizzy, I get more bitches than I can handle, ya, they blow on me like a candle, that pussy girl I'm trynna sample, my girl got so much ass she ample, ya
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Drakemug. 1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Lezlymug.