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John: hey you remember our old friend Justin?
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Joe Bidenmug. A rapper who is almost exclusively known for his troubles with the law. It seems that not long after he is released from jail/prison, he is arrested again.
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Tom: did you hear? Kodak Black was arrested again.
Bill: what's new? That idiot been getting arrested monthly now for a minute.
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Jim: Have you heard Kodak Black? Are you a fan of his music?
Bob: wait...he makes music? I just thought he was some idiot who can't follow the law and is always getting arrested.
Jim: well he is that too, just like most other ghetto hoodrat rappers today who can't follow the law and get in trouble and blame it on 'white racism', but he also makes music.
Tom: did you hear? Kodak Black was arrested again.
Bill: what's new? That idiot been getting arrested monthly now for a minute.
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Jim: Have you heard Kodak Black? Are you a fan of his music?
Bob: wait...he makes music? I just thought he was some idiot who can't follow the law and is always getting arrested.
Jim: well he is that too, just like most other ghetto hoodrat rappers today who can't follow the law and get in trouble and blame it on 'white racism', but he also makes music.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Kodak Blackmug. Random person: Ya, ya ya ya, my niga, my nigga my nigga my nigga, ya, ya ya, my nigga my nigga, my mafuckin nigga, ya YG 4 hunid, fuck donald trump!
Me: Oh shut the fuck up you retard, you're such a YG!
Me: Oh shut the fuck up you retard, you're such a YG!
by Cornpop was a bad dude June 16, 2022
Get the YGmug. When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"
Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Biden speechmug. My grandma has Biden, we're probably going to have to put her in a nursing home soon...or we could just put her in the white house and make her be president and watch her be humiliated every day, but no I wouldn't do that to my own grandmother that's cruel. What kind of soul-less person would do something like that to their own family member? Oh wait...
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Bidenmug. by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Stupid son of a bitchmug. 1. From now on, when somebody makes a verbal gaffe, it will be referred to as a Joe Biden.
2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!
2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Joe Bidenmug.