153 definitions by Cornholio

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by Cornholio October 6, 2003

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by Cornholio October 12, 2003

handballing

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

Handballing is a true expression of boy-love

by Cornholio October 17, 2003

roman

Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.

Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

gambler's fallacy

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

by Cornholio October 10, 2003

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio November 1, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003