cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003

first-rate cunt lapping 

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

first-rate cunt lapping by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

cuntsipping

When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.

We all were ready to party except for Dave who was cuntsipping his Coors Light all night.

cuntsipping by Seminole93 July 26, 2015

CumLappingCunt

When ones area of expertise is eating the cum a woman squirts in his mouth from being built up for years. Lapping it up even knowing it contains enormous amounts of truck stop glory hole loads . Someone who eatsbtheir own cum from a womans asshole.

You are nothing but a cumlappingcunt who eats seamen for breakfast

CumLappingCunt by Crissy Thumbs January 11, 2021

Cunt Lapping 

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

Cunt Lapping by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

Cuntclipping 

Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.

He's a dogshit stand up comedian, that's why he's always cuntclipping.

Cuntclipping by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024

Cuntclipping 

Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.
Or outside of a roast.

He's a dogshit stand up comedian, that's why he's always cuntclipping.

Cuntclipping by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024