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Definitions by Cords

babyshitter 

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.
Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.
babyshitter by cords December 27, 2011
Your brother, who is also your friend.
This is my brother Joe, but were really more like friends. Just call us briends!
briend by cords December 23, 2010
Half strip club, half casino.
"I wanna go see some strippers!"
"I wanna hit the slot machines!"
"Lets head over to the Vagino! Problem solved!"
Vagino by cords August 8, 2008
Peeing and pooping at the same time.
Steve thought he only had to take a #2, but when he sat down he realized he needed a wizz as well. So Steve then proceeded to peep.
peep by Cords April 30, 2007

gorgiful 

A combination of the words gorgeous and beautiful.
That Carmen Electra is gorgiful!
gorgiful by cords April 26, 2007
the religion of ashton kutcher
- Rob wanted to become a punk'd master, so he started reading the ashtonism bible
ashtonism by cords April 5, 2005