1. The Wal-Mart mascot aka the devil of all mankind
2. A colon and a bracket (hello this is kindergarten people!)
3. Some piece of crap definition about a "happy face" AMEN
4. When you see a badger eating you.
5. Yes, I use it.
Person 1: Hey man.
Person 2: A badger is a eating me. Hooray! :)