Definitions by Commodore84

turkey pants 

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.

OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!

turkey pants by Commodore84 July 5, 2010

yoforia 

A magical feeling, similar in kind to euphoria, that occurs after nomming delicious frozen yogurt topped with a variety of fresh fruits and other toppings.

This feeling of yoforia is almost as intense as the first time I had sex...with you...

yoforia by Commodore84 April 15, 2010