1 definition by Colonel Mustache

Russia

A place where the only currency is vodka. Also, they apparently love Trump.

Trump: Hello, homeland!
Russian: Would you like some vodka? How about shot glass for vodka?
Trump: No thanks, I don't drink.
Russian: You dirty American swine! Is our vodka not good enough for you? I kill you!

by Colonel Mustache December 5, 2017