13 definitions by Colin H. Christ

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A pitiful reason for fat chicks to get on TV.
Feminism is a gay and stupid movement.
by Colin H. Christ June 15, 2008

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A total bitch that that thinks she deserves all the perks of a man but without the responsibilities. A fat dyke bitch on her period that doesn't want to admit that it's harder in a man's world.
Dude: I'm a dude. I have a descent job that pays pretty good. I worked hard in school, and studied alot to earn this position. I had to make alot of setbacks to get a descen education, and to go to school. It was a long, hard few years, but I am very happy with how my life is now.
Feminist cunt nazi bitch: I'm a feminist. I don't stop complaining. My whole life I used liberal guilt to get the things I want. I have afancy car because I got it cheaper after calling the dealer sexist because I didn't have enough money. I got a job when, even though the person I was in competition with was more competent and had better credentials (who happened to be a man); I called my employer a sexist for hiring a man. I got a doctorate at Harvard 'cause I called the dean sexist for not letting me into the school, and sued him for 100,000 dollars, and won. I used the settlement to go to Havard. Even though I was horribly underqualified. I got straight A's all my 12 years because I threatened to start a lawsuit against my teachers.
by Colin H. Christ July 10, 2008

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Saying whatever you god-damn wanna say, and expressing your opinions, and not giving a shit if a spineless minority deems it "offensive".
BARACK SUCKS!!!
YOU'RE POLITICALLY INCORRECT. GOOD JOB.
by Colin H. Christ July 10, 2008

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The best food in the world!!!
dude 1- What did you have for dinner?
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!
by Colin H. Christ July 21, 2008

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Somebody who accuses somebody else of being a Nazi just if they are of German ancestry.
Dude- I'm going to the German folk festival.
Nazi Jew- You are? But why?
Dude- Oh, well I'm part German, plus I love their cultures.
Nazi Jew- Nazi!
by Colin H. Christ July 21, 2008

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The massive headache you receive after looking up music artists you really like on Wikipedia, YouTube, etc.
"I'm starting to really like Kingpin Skinny Pimp."
"Yeah, I got a music hangover from looking him up."
by Colin H. Christ August 24, 2008

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The timeframe when you are hit in the balls really hard, but it still takes like ten seconds to feel any major pain.
"He swung the bat right at my nuts, but I didn't feel it for a while."
"That's the Ball Effect for ya."
by Colin H. Christ August 24, 2008

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