3 definitions by ColeSprouseObsessed
A hot, sexy, perfect female with a top quality body. Loves to make dirty jokes. The hottest person you know, so you should just go ahead and hookup already. She can commit, but is also good with one night stands. A bit of an adventurous party girl but with an empathetic side. We all know you're obsessed with her, so just go and get her! Stop chasing those boring Karens, and just do it already! But be ready for rejection because she is picky if you're not Cole Sprouse.
Person 1: omfg, Taja just passed by. She's so perfect.
Person 2: Go ask her out already!
Taja: Don't do it! I only like Cole Sprouses!
Person 1: See?
Person 2: Well, you're fucked.
Person 2: Go ask her out already!
Taja: Don't do it! I only like Cole Sprouses!
Person 1: See?
Person 2: Well, you're fucked.
by ColeSprouseObsessed October 12, 2020
A dirty Alex is when you fuck oral, anal and vaginal and suck the cum out each time until you get a collection of cum to be used later.
Person 1: Yea I gave her a dirty Alex yesterday and she had a heart attack
Person 2: Wow I wish I was that good...
Person 2: Wow I wish I was that good...
by ColeSprouseObsessed October 12, 2020
A daddy.
The ultimate human being, and a complete daddy. Every decent human being loves him for his hilarious tweets, kindness and beauty. And he's SINGLE!! So talented, perfect and amazing in every way! The glowed up twin. My dream sugar daddy - or daddy, I don't miiiind.
<3
You are the human form of the 100 emoji! You have replaced Gina. Be proud.
The ultimate human being, and a complete daddy. Every decent human being loves him for his hilarious tweets, kindness and beauty. And he's SINGLE!! So talented, perfect and amazing in every way! The glowed up twin. My dream sugar daddy - or daddy, I don't miiiind.
<3
You are the human form of the 100 emoji! You have replaced Gina. Be proud.
by ColeSprouseObsessed September 21, 2020