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(Noun) an urban occurrence wherein a collection of Vespa riding swingers cruise about town on a pleasure trip. The term was initially coined by a third party observing the unique occurrence on the eve of March 24th 2019.

(Verb) the act of partaking in a collective pleasure trip upon a caravan of Vespas.
"Let's Vespa Link to Coq et Vin for brunch, they are serving Greek, French and Roman in the matroom."
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a hetero sexual position (though strap-ons may be used) he must be no taller than 5'8" (maybe 5'9") and she must be no less than 500 lbs). It is also possible with one male and two females of no less than 250 each working as counterweights to each other. It is important to note that a Rey Mysterio Luchador Mask may be used but is not required, as well as a three piece brown suit and fedora.

Protip - Spread out a tarp or a disposable sheet, this can get rather messy
"Damn Omar, i just wanna roll those two chicks up and brash taques the fuck out of them. I love me some big gurls"
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