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Definitions by CoffeeDrinker

Circuit Boyfriend 

A circuit queen's primary companion in a circuit party or festival.
CQ1: What are you doing after the party?
CQ2: My circuit boyfriend and I were invited to a sex party at the W. What about you?
CQ1: Your circuit boyfriend? Where is he?
CQ2: He's around here somewhere -- probably making out with someone. He'll find me.

CQ1: Hey! Good to see you again. This is my circuit boyfriend, Qingsheng.
CQ2: Oh, your circuit boyfriend? What happened to Xiaosheng?
CQ1: He couldn't make it to White Party because of work. He knows I'm here with Qingsheng and we're having a blast.

Rice Queen 

A person — usually a homosexual male — who recognizes the superiority of Asian male beauty and aesthetics.

An Asian male beauty appreciator.
Friend: I only ever see you in the Asian section at the circuit parties. You’re such a rice queen.

RQ: Rice is good for you.
Rice Queen by CoffeeDrinker June 26, 2022

Rice Queen 

A person — usually a homosexual male — who recognizes the superiority of Asian male beauty and aesthetics.

An Asian male beauty appreciator.
Friend: I only ever see you in the Asian section at the circuit parties. You’re such a rice queen.

RQ: Rice is good for you.
Rice Queen by CoffeeDrinker June 26, 2022

Wonhoism 

The belief that Wonho is the purest expression of capitalism and capitalism is the purest expression of Wonho.
Person 1: I didn't know you were capitalist. How did you get into that?
Person 2: I've been a fan of Wonho for years since Monsta X debuted and I realized that Wonho's engineered beauty and commercialized love for Wenee is the purest expression of capitalism -- where businesses love their customers by seeking to satisfy their wants. Then it occurred to me that capitalism is all about loving each other through cooperatively using the price mechanism to expand and allocate production, so the opposite is also true -- capitalism is a generalized expression of Wonho's love for Wenee. I call it Wonhoism.
Wonhoism by CoffeeDrinker January 31, 2022

Delautful 

causing delight as a result of a relation to Taylor Lautner.
Friend 1: What did you think of the New Moon movie?
Friend 2: Well, it was a shitty movie overall, but it was still very delautful.
Delautful by CoffeeDrinker August 28, 2010

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
Faux Douchey by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

Paperless-atization 

In competitive policy debate, paperless-atization means to take your old paper debate files and scan and format them such that they can be used in paperless debate.
Debate Coach: "So have you guys done all of your reformatting so that we can switch to paperless next year?"
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."