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but·ter·tub (buht-er-tuhb)
Someone who is lazy, frumpy, unmotivated, and apathetic. A Buttertub never questions logic or consequence, and simply indulges on every gluttonous activity that gets in his/her way. Any activity or desire is usually resolved with the quickest, laziest and most unhealthy solution.
The origin of "buttertub" comes from the road "Buttertubs Drive" in Nanaimo, BC, Canada.
Someone who is lazy, frumpy, unmotivated, and apathetic. A Buttertub never questions logic or consequence, and simply indulges on every gluttonous activity that gets in his/her way. Any activity or desire is usually resolved with the quickest, laziest and most unhealthy solution.
The origin of "buttertub" comes from the road "Buttertubs Drive" in Nanaimo, BC, Canada.
John: "Bitch, that's the 4th Big Mac/Slurpee combo you've had today, and why didn't you go to work?"
Jill "I dunno, shut up, I'm watching my show... Can you carry me to the toilet, I'm too lazy and i gotta take a dump."
John: "God damn, how did I get married to such a buttertub."
Jill "I dunno, shut up, I'm watching my show... Can you carry me to the toilet, I'm too lazy and i gotta take a dump."
John: "God damn, how did I get married to such a buttertub."
by Cody Murray November 1, 2007
Get the Buttertub mug.Vancouver Island University.
Formerly "Malaspina University-College."
On April 23, 2008, the provincial government of British Columbia announced its intention to amend the University Act at the Legislative Assembly of British Columbia to upgrade Malaspina University-College into a full university.
Located in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. It has smaller campuses in Duncan, Powell River and Parksville.
Student body as of 2008: 19,000
Formerly "Malaspina University-College."
On April 23, 2008, the provincial government of British Columbia announced its intention to amend the University Act at the Legislative Assembly of British Columbia to upgrade Malaspina University-College into a full university.
Located in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. It has smaller campuses in Duncan, Powell River and Parksville.
Student body as of 2008: 19,000
by Cody Murray November 1, 2008
Get the VIU mug.An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.
Bob: "All in"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
by Cody Murray April 26, 2006
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The theory of the origin of this insult can be linked to the usage of your feet in soccer (foot), and the popularity of the many insults revolving around homosexuality (fag). fag + foot = fagfoot.
The theory of the origin of this insult can be linked to the usage of your feet in soccer (foot), and the popularity of the many insults revolving around homosexuality (fag). fag + foot = fagfoot.
Cody: "Haha, looks like you couldn't get the ball after that strike of mine."
Bjorn: "Aarrghh, you're like some stupid fagfoot or something."
Bjorn: "Aarrghh, you're like some stupid fagfoot or something."
by Cody Murray September 9, 2005
Get the fagfoot mug.One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.
Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."
by Cody Murray September 11, 2005
Get the Pierre Bernard mug.A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).
Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."
Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."
Darrell: "Why the hell not?"
Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."
Darrell: "Why the hell not?"
Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
by Cody Murray September 16, 2005
Get the shitpit mug.Malaspina University College.
Established: 1969
Population: 7000+
A fast-growing University College in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. The 4th biggest University in British Columbia next to Simon Fraser University, The University of British Columbia, and The University of Victoria.
Malaspina University College offers various training options, which range from fundamental literacy skills and English-as-a-Second Language programs, to many Bachelor’s degrees, some Master’s degrees, and post-degree diploma programs.
Malaspina is well known in international education and contract training for business and industry.
Established: 1969
Population: 7000+
A fast-growing University College in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. The 4th biggest University in British Columbia next to Simon Fraser University, The University of British Columbia, and The University of Victoria.
Malaspina University College offers various training options, which range from fundamental literacy skills and English-as-a-Second Language programs, to many Bachelor’s degrees, some Master’s degrees, and post-degree diploma programs.
Malaspina is well known in international education and contract training for business and industry.
Justin: "I go to University on Vancouver Island."
Joe: "Oh yeah. Malaspina or UVIC?"
Justin: "Malaspina."
Joe: "Nice."
Joe: "Oh yeah. Malaspina or UVIC?"
Justin: "Malaspina."
Joe: "Nice."
by Cody Murray October 3, 2006
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