Cody Murray's definitions
An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.
Bob: "All in"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
by Cody Murray April 26, 2006
Get the river niggermug. "Bachelor of Business Administration"
Typically a 4-year University Degree.
Majors for this degree could be Marketing, Management, Accounting, Economics, Finance, HR Management, E-Management etc.
Typically a 4-year University Degree.
Majors for this degree could be Marketing, Management, Accounting, Economics, Finance, HR Management, E-Management etc.
by Cody Murray March 20, 2008
Get the BBAmug. A Movie made in 2007, by Frank Miller (Sin City), about the Battle of Thermopylae (480 BC), where 300 Greek Spartans defeated about 20,000 Persians.
Leonidas I of Sparta was the leader of the Spartans.
Xerxes I of Persia was the leader of the Persians.
Many extremists believe that the Persian army was 5,283,220 soldiers large, while the Greeks had only 7,000 soldiers.
Leonidas I of Sparta was the leader of the Spartans.
Xerxes I of Persia was the leader of the Persians.
Many extremists believe that the Persian army was 5,283,220 soldiers large, while the Greeks had only 7,000 soldiers.
by Cody Murray October 31, 2006
Get the 300mug. 1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.
2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.
3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.
3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."
45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
by Cody Murray September 8, 2005
Get the poolaxmug. One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.
Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."
by Cody Murray September 11, 2005
Get the Pierre Bernardmug. by Cody Murray August 15, 2006
Get the glockmug. Malaspina University College.
Established: 1969
Population: 7000+
A fast-growing University College in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. The 4th biggest University in British Columbia next to Simon Fraser University, The University of British Columbia, and The University of Victoria.
Malaspina University College offers various training options, which range from fundamental literacy skills and English-as-a-Second Language programs, to many Bachelor’s degrees, some Master’s degrees, and post-degree diploma programs.
Malaspina is well known in international education and contract training for business and industry.
Established: 1969
Population: 7000+
A fast-growing University College in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. The 4th biggest University in British Columbia next to Simon Fraser University, The University of British Columbia, and The University of Victoria.
Malaspina University College offers various training options, which range from fundamental literacy skills and English-as-a-Second Language programs, to many Bachelor’s degrees, some Master’s degrees, and post-degree diploma programs.
Malaspina is well known in international education and contract training for business and industry.
Justin: "I go to University on Vancouver Island."
Joe: "Oh yeah. Malaspina or UVIC?"
Justin: "Malaspina."
Joe: "Nice."
Joe: "Oh yeah. Malaspina or UVIC?"
Justin: "Malaspina."
Joe: "Nice."
by Cody Murray October 3, 2006
Get the Malaspinamug.