Cody Murray's definitions

shitpit

A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).

Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."

by Cody Murray September 16, 2005

BBA

"Bachelor of Business Administration"

Typically a 4-year University Degree.

Majors for this degree could be Marketing, Management, Accounting, Economics, Finance, HR Management, E-Management etc.

"I got my BBA... Now what?"

by Cody Murray March 20, 2008

300

A Movie made in 2007, by Frank Miller (Sin City), about the Battle of Thermopylae (480 BC), where 300 Greek Spartans defeated about 20,000 Persians.

Leonidas I of Sparta was the leader of the Spartans.

Xerxes I of Persia was the leader of the Persians.

Many extremists believe that the Persian army was 5,283,220 soldiers large, while the Greeks had only 7,000 soldiers.

"Did you go see '300'? "

"Yeah, it was nuts."

by Cody Murray October 31, 2006

Pierre Bernard

One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.

Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."

by Cody Murray September 11, 2005

fagfoot

An insult you can use when someone beats you in any soccer drill.

The theory of the origin of this insult can be linked to the usage of your feet in soccer (foot), and the popularity of the many insults revolving around homosexuality (fag). fag + foot = fagfoot.

Cody: "Haha, looks like you couldn't get the ball after that strike of mine."

Bjorn: "Aarrghh, you're like some stupid fagfoot or something."

by Cody Murray September 9, 2005

river nigger

An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.

Bob: "All in"

Stew: "... I call"

Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"

Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*

Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"

by Cody Murray April 26, 2006

glock

The worst gun you can purchase in the game Counter Strike.

"haha, you got killed by a glock you noobie"

by Cody Murray August 15, 2006