Cody Murray's definitions

VIU

Vancouver Island University.

Formerly "Malaspina University-College."

On April 23, 2008, the provincial government of British Columbia announced its intention to amend the University Act at the Legislative Assembly of British Columbia to upgrade Malaspina University-College into a full university.

Located in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. It has smaller campuses in Duncan, Powell River and Parksville.

Student body as of 2008: 19,000

"Do you go to Malaspina?"

"Man, it's called VIU now... and yes... i do."

by Cody Murray November 1, 2008

queerp

Used as a insult for instances when you hear someone yelling the word "queer" as an insult towards someone else. You, in turn, would describe the insulter as a "queerp."

A queerp says "queer" in a specific way; it is said loudly and bluntly. A queerp, for the most part, is usually a douche bag and/or cool guy.

John: "Nice backpack Simon" *Said sarcastically*

Simon: "Uhhm, thanks" *Simon walks away*

John: "QUEER" *Said loud and blunt*

Cody: "Man, John's such a queerp"

by Cody Murray April 5, 2005

CR

Short for "Campbell River," a small city on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.

North of Courtenay, Comox, and Nanaimo and south of Port Hardy, Port Alice, and Sayward.

"Dude, is she from Nanaimo?"

"Nope, she's a CR skank."

"OHHHHH."

by Cody Murray March 20, 2008

Malaspina

Malaspina University College.

Established: 1969

Population: 7000+

A fast-growing University College in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. The 4th biggest University in British Columbia next to Simon Fraser University, The University of British Columbia, and The University of Victoria.

Malaspina University College offers various training options, which range from fundamental literacy skills and English-as-a-Second Language programs, to many Bachelor’s degrees, some Master’s degrees, and post-degree diploma programs.

Malaspina is well known in international education and contract training for business and industry.

Justin: "I go to University on Vancouver Island."

Joe: "Oh yeah. Malaspina or UVIC?"

Justin: "Malaspina."

Joe: "Nice."

by Cody Murray October 3, 2006

shitpit

A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).

Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."

by Cody Murray September 16, 2005

glock

The worst gun you can purchase in the game Counter Strike.

"haha, you got killed by a glock you noobie"

by Cody Murray August 15, 2006

fagfoot

An insult you can use when someone beats you in any soccer drill.

The theory of the origin of this insult can be linked to the usage of your feet in soccer (foot), and the popularity of the many insults revolving around homosexuality (fag). fag + foot = fagfoot.

Cody: "Haha, looks like you couldn't get the ball after that strike of mine."

Bjorn: "Aarrghh, you're like some stupid fagfoot or something."

by Cody Murray September 9, 2005