5 definitions by Cocaine-cola
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018
The family zone is similar to the friend zone in that it puts you in a position where a partner isn't interested in romantic interaction because of your role in their life. Being in the family zone means that the person doesn't want to sleep with you because you are a blood relative (like a brother or a daughter).
Meanwhile in Alabama...
Sister: Ew you're disgusting! Just because I've slept with every other guy in school doesn't mean I'm going anywhere near you! Perv!
Brother: Wow seriously, how you just gonna stick me in the family zone like that? Thought we had chemistry n shit.
Sister: Ew no! You're my brother!
Sister: Ew you're disgusting! Just because I've slept with every other guy in school doesn't mean I'm going anywhere near you! Perv!
Brother: Wow seriously, how you just gonna stick me in the family zone like that? Thought we had chemistry n shit.
Sister: Ew no! You're my brother!
by Cocaine-cola January 15, 2020
A term originating from the phone sex industry. It is common to find it scribbled on the wall of a public restroom along with the number of somebody the person wanted to annoy/bother.
"So I found this number on the bathroom stall and it said "call for a good time" above it. But instead of a sex hotline it was just some dude's ex. My dissapointment is imeasurable, and my day is ruined.
by Cocaine-cola February 12, 2018
Verb: When somebody flashes their C cup+ breasts. It's a pun for smashing pumkins (the band or the act, changes based on context).
Guy 1: "Yo man this bitch hella fine"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I saw her doing the flashing pumkins the other day, she got some big ol' titties"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I saw her doing the flashing pumkins the other day, she got some big ol' titties"
by Cocaine-cola May 2, 2018
1. Intense sexual intercourse; fucking (verb)
2. An attractive vagina (noun)
3. Setting flame to a woman's vagina (verb)
4. Shooting a cat (verb)
2. An attractive vagina (noun)
3. Setting flame to a woman's vagina (verb)
4. Shooting a cat (verb)
1. "Charlie was smoking pussy left and right last weekend. He could barely keep the babes off him."
2. "Damn babe, you got one smokin' pussy."
3. "Freddy found out his wife was sleeping with a politician, so while she was asleep later that night he took his Zippo and started smoking pussy."
4. "I'm fucking tired of all these strays in my apartment complex. If ya'll catch me smoking pussy in my parking lot tomorrow don't phone the pigs."
2. "Damn babe, you got one smokin' pussy."
3. "Freddy found out his wife was sleeping with a politician, so while she was asleep later that night he took his Zippo and started smoking pussy."
4. "I'm fucking tired of all these strays in my apartment complex. If ya'll catch me smoking pussy in my parking lot tomorrow don't phone the pigs."
by Cocaine-cola August 14, 2019