4 definitions by Coach P
John: Did you see that shit?
Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.
Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.
by Coach P July 12, 2006
A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
by Coach P July 12, 2006
The amount of money it takes to keep the other girl from telling your significant other about all of your outside sexually related activities.
John: Do you want to go to the bar tonight and catch the game?
Coach P: I wish I could, but I just dropped 100 in "hush money" on my sexretary for the second time this month. (see sexretary)
Coach P: I wish I could, but I just dropped 100 in "hush money" on my sexretary for the second time this month. (see sexretary)
by Coach P July 12, 2006
When a girl is giving you head and she will not let you finish in her mouth (spit or swallow); then bust your load in your hand and smack her in the face. Note: You get bonus points if she is in fact Mexican or even Latin American.
John: Why is that bitch always so mad at you?
Coach P: Well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any cum in her mouth, so I waited until I busted my load and gave that bitch a Mexican 5-Star.
Coach P: Well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any cum in her mouth, so I waited until I busted my load and gave that bitch a Mexican 5-Star.
by Coach P July 13, 2006