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4 definitions by Cnut Stolen

 
1.
Southern Colloquialism: Contraction of two separate words, him and self.
Ewald done got hisself pinned under tha tractor agin, Ma.
by Cnut Stolen August 01, 2004
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2.
Proper Noun: The person using a portable thermonuclear device to cause mass-destruction of property and lives in a heavily populated area.

Background: The media will need a new term to describe this unfortunate scenario.
Mr. Johnson was vaporised last week, when the Holocaust-Bomber detonated hisself and everybody around him.
by Cnut Stolen August 01, 2004
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3.
The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.
More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.
by cnut stolen March 30, 2006
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4.
A Bar-Keeep's rag for sopping up spills.
I can't believe Dan took a shot of mung-rag drippings, and hasen't puked yet!
by Cnut Stolen December 14, 2004
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