Cj's definitions

Spiff-a-riffic

An exclamation derived from the word spiffy.

Person 1: "You just won a million dollars and 5 pair of toe socks!"
Person 2: "Spiff-a-riffic!"

by CJ April 11, 2005

shawtii

A girl named candace that is 4 foot tall and thinks she is the shit.

Did u see shawtii today, she must be gettin shorter and shorter!!

by CJ April 2, 2005

sweatie

a girl that does not use deodorant and whose house stinks like cat poop

I can tell that chick Michelle from Apopka is a sweatie, it is obvious by looking at her.

by CJ September 30, 2004

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

Leprochanic Elephantas

Josh M.
Phat Kid
Nuisance

That kid is a leprochanic elephantas!

by CJ September 8, 2004

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 5, 2005

chop

Long sideburns that extend outward towards the mouth

Did you see the chops on that guy riding the motorcycle. They were really bushy.

by CJ April 11, 2005