Cj's definitions

Shimmy

1. An insult to one's behavior, intelligence, strength, or perserverance, if any.
2. To tell someone off by stating facts.

1. "Oh my god, you are beyond shimmy, you didn't know what we were talking about!"
2. "You are one fat shimmy!"

by CJ September 8, 2004

zahoor

the ultimate accomplisher. nothing will or can stand in his way!

hes a real Zahoor!!

by cj July 6, 2006

sujah

the bravest tool given to mankind

suajh can help us

by cj October 20, 2003

Spiff-a-riffic

An exclamation derived from the word spiffy.

Person 1: "You just won a million dollars and 5 pair of toe socks!"
Person 2: "Spiff-a-riffic!"

by CJ April 11, 2005

p.h.a.t

pretty hot and tempting

that girl is p.h.a.t

by cj April 17, 2003

alterego

internet losers who must mask the fact that they don't have their own personality or social life. Most likely of canadian origin.

grimlock, RUSTEDSTUFF, america junior, bhat mann, winnie the trent reznor, space ghost, THE wade carlson

by cj June 10, 2004

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004