Cj's definitions

chop

Long sideburns that extend outward towards the mouth

Did you see the chops on that guy riding the motorcycle. They were really bushy.

by CJ April 11, 2005

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 5, 2005

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

Shimmy

1. An insult to one's behavior, intelligence, strength, or perserverance, if any.
2. To tell someone off by stating facts.

1. "Oh my god, you are beyond shimmy, you didn't know what we were talking about!"
2. "You are one fat shimmy!"

by CJ September 8, 2004

finecrime

one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

by cj October 9, 2008

Smelly Blowfish

A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.

by CJ October 5, 2003

Burner

A handgun

Darzel took the burner to school because there was a gang after him.

by cj October 11, 2003