reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women
"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.
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Rolling Rock

A very thin bitter light beer brewed in Latrobe near Pittsburgh, PA. I think its drank out there the most, but it is drank around Philly too. One of a kind love or hate kinda beer.
"Who wants a rock?"

"Cool we have crack tonight?"

"No you nigger, rolling rock not crack!"

"I'll pass. Bring on the natty!"
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Code Red Anal

The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.
After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.
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cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.
After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.
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analography

Biography of an anus. Most common among celebrities.
"What book are you reading?"
"The Analization of Mel Gibson"
"He has an analography already?
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biscuit hoot

Hoots of joy or sadness from the African American Negro.
After receiving his first paycheck from Popeye's, Dushuon let out a biscuit hoot of glee heard 'round the 'hood. But then, this bicuit hoot was followed by a sad biscuit hoot when he realized that half of this check would go to child support, the other half would go to Luigi the rock slanger.
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colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.
Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!
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