A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.
"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."
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The first warm day after a cold spell. All of the hot boxes will be out in their sluttiest attire, walking around, or sunbathing. Most will be donating free
anal blowjobs in celebration of the glorious day.
I was walking down the street and this
box set pulled me to the side on Box Day and domed me off like there was no tomorrow. Hooray for good weather!
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When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.
Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.
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Of or relating to the African American race.
Bobby got his bike stolen and proclaimed it was 'negrotic.'
Jesse went to jail and it was no surprise because half of his family was already there. They all diagnosed with accute negrotism.
Karl had 5 kids with 4 different baby's mommas making him text book negrotic.
Fred needed rims for his '81 Honda CRX and he knew just where to find them - the Negrotic Outlet on highway 3, past the homeless junction.
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When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
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Twins of a hot box nature.
The Olsen twins are a box set.
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Viluptuous backside
JR proclaimed that Shawn Michaels had a cute apple behind
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