Definitions by ChuckChaser69

trickle up economics 

The financial principle of bleeding the poor and middle class of any expendable income (and some necessary income) so they cannot buy anything, thus impacting the government-supported mega-corporations and lending institutions, requiring Republican idiots to give them more money to continue their financial destruction of the United States. Amen.

A: Did you hear about AIG? Another quintessential example of trickle up economics.
B: Is my bank account safe?
A: About as safe as a $3 gallon of gas.
B: So, not that safe? I'm not sure what you're saying.
A: Oh, I'm just joking around with you.
A&B together: Aaaaaaahahahahahah.

trickle up economics by ChuckChaser69 October 31, 2008

o light thirty 

The middle of the day. Between noon and 5pm. After lunch, but before the end of the work day. (The opposite of o dark thirty.)

John: Is the meeting this morning?
Bill: No. O light thirty, I think.

o light thirty by ChuckChaser69 October 30, 2008

vet

v. to thoroughly check out your selection for vice president. (This is a process that is apparently not as thorough as once thought, allowing for a selection that includes a history of political coercion and greed, and a family full of unwed mothers, automatic machine gun-toters, and shotgun weddings. Yee haw.)

Did anyone vet Sarah Palin for VP? Because this bitch is crazy, and her family is stupid. If John McCain manages to win this election, then there is no hope for America. God Bless Insanity. Amen.

vet by ChuckChaser69 October 20, 2008

gay job 

The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.

Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.

gay job by ChuckChaser69 October 9, 2008

unified field theory 

1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates

2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades

Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.

unified field theory by ChuckChaser69 August 17, 2008

first impression shirt 

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

first impression shirt by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

expendable crew member 

The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.

Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.

expendable crew member by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008