Christopher's definitions

goat

a moron. An idiot. one who screws up.
usually a person that made a grave mistake

Oh man...he just missed the winning shot...what a fucking goat!

by christopher May 20, 2004

Kafir

Derogatory term used to describe Jews or Christians in Arabic or Islamic studies.

Qur’an 5:37 “The Christian disbelievers (Kafir will long to get out of the Fire, but never will they get out there from; and theirs will be an enduring torture.”

by Christopher January 25, 2005

Christopholopholus

A Christopholopholus is someone that loves to steal pie from other people.

Oh My Word. There goes a Christopholopholus with my pie. Shoot.

by Christopher March 17, 2005

note to self

a.k.a. memo to self. usually spoken into a dictaphone while someone else is watching. can be seen on a lot of tv shows i.e. the simpsons, twin peaks etc.

Bills Gates: Memo to self, next time my wife wants to buy china she means dishes.

by christopher July 9, 2004

poison

80's glam rocker band.

visit your local music store in archives

by christopher January 20, 2004

tight

To be drunk.

began as 1920's slang and has been carried into other slang by literary drunks.

We all got tight and went down to another bar.

by Christopher March 4, 2005