Christopher's definitions

tight

To be drunk.

began as 1920's slang and has been carried into other slang by literary drunks.

We all got tight and went down to another bar.

by Christopher March 4, 2005

Stomach Crusher

A metod used in which the opponent's body is lifted into the air and his stomach is smashed into his opponent's knee

Lita performed a Stomach Crusher on Frankie Muniz. (I SO wish I was Frankie when that happened.)

by Christopher June 25, 2003

spurn

reject. scorn. to disregard.

Damn, I feel bad now that I spurned that bitch. She got her braces off and she looks hot now.

by christopher January 20, 2004

Christopholopholus

A Christopholopholus is someone that loves to steal pie from other people.

Oh My Word. There goes a Christopholopholus with my pie. Shoot.

by Christopher March 17, 2005

poison

80's glam rocker band.

visit your local music store in archives

by christopher January 20, 2004

note to self

a.k.a. memo to self. usually spoken into a dictaphone while someone else is watching. can be seen on a lot of tv shows i.e. the simpsons, twin peaks etc.

Bills Gates: Memo to self, next time my wife wants to buy china she means dishes.

by christopher July 9, 2004