3 definitions by ChrisMara

Top Definition
A person who adopts a child for his/her own selfish needs.

Adoptoraptors are known to adopt children from overseas because they never want the child to be able to find his/her biological parents. The adopted child's biological history, ethncity, and culture are irrelevant to an adoptoraptor because the child's needs are not what is important.

Adoptoraptors who adopt within their own country use their money to pay off corrupt adoption agencies that facilitate adoptions where the fathers are never informed that they have a child and their rights are stripped. The agencies they use coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to give up their children to the adoption machine so that they can be sold to adoptoraptors.

Adoptoraptors do not want their child to ever know his/her biological parents or family. They support immoral legislation that seals an adoptee's original birth certificate and replaces it with a falsified amended one listing the adopted parents as the biological parents.

Adoptoraptors like to frequent adoptee blogs where they can belittle adopted persons for fun. They like to label adoptees as "angry", "angsty", "ungrateful", etc. for wanting to know their biological histories.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are adoptoraptors. Madonna is an adoptoraptor. Katherine Hiegl is an adoptoraptor. Sandra Bullock is an adoptoraptor.
by ChrisMara December 24, 2011
Baby Pimps are adoption agencies and lawyers that make large sums of money off of the sale and redistribution of children.

Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.

Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)

Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.

Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.

Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
Adoptoraptors purchase children from Baby Pimps.
by ChrisMara December 28, 2011
An adoptomonster is a person who adopts a child but should not have been allowed to do so. This person is abusive to the adopted child, either physically, psychologically, or sexually. Many adoptomonsters are pedophiles, drug/alcohol addicts, mentally ill, or just plain evil.

Adoptomonsters have no problems passing adoption agency "home studies" because these "studies" do not include thorough background checks, psychological exams, or drug testing.

Most adoptomonsters are considered "upstanding citizens" in their communities and hide the abuse they inflict on their purchased (adopted) children from the view of their friends, extended families, and community.

Adoptomonsters are everywhere. They appear to be "normal" people. But, make no mistake about it, they are NOT saints. There is a warm place in Hell for adoptomonsters.
Joan Crawford was an adoptomonster.
by ChrisMara August 24, 2013

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