1 definition by ChrisCreepyCreeperTheCreep
A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.
Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.
by ChrisCreepyCreeperTheCreep May 1, 2008