3 definitions by ChrisBrownismyfather
ANOTHER indie pop rock band. Mainstream hipsters like them. Overplayed on every Alternative radio station in the US. You will not be listening to them 5 years from now. They aren't the worst band of all time, but they are definitely nothing more than mediocre.
First time i heard "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers on the radio, i said, "wow i bet these guys wear stupid little hipster hats" NAILED IT.
by ChrisBrownismyfather February 11, 2013
The Avocado Groove is what every purchaser of avocados should strive for when purchasing avocados for the week.
On Sunday, you go grocery shopping and you take a look at the avocados. You do your best to try and pick out a variety of them. You get a few that are on the harder side, a few that seem to be softening, and maybe 1 thats ready to go now.
Picking avocados is quite simple, but eating the avocado at the right time can be difficult. With proper execution and technique, a person can acheive a true avocado groove and eat a perfect half or whole avocado every day for the whole week without wasting a single one.
Here are some of my personal pointers:
-Try to diversify the avocado ripeness when purchasing several of them.
-Leave the hard ones out on your counter in a bowl, they will ripen quickest this way.
-When they start to soften, put them in the refrigerator so they stay in their ripest form for as long as possible.
-If you are only eating half of one, always leave the pit in the uneaten half and try to seal it up and get as much air out of the bag/container/wrap as you can!
On Sunday, you go grocery shopping and you take a look at the avocados. You do your best to try and pick out a variety of them. You get a few that are on the harder side, a few that seem to be softening, and maybe 1 thats ready to go now.
Picking avocados is quite simple, but eating the avocado at the right time can be difficult. With proper execution and technique, a person can acheive a true avocado groove and eat a perfect half or whole avocado every day for the whole week without wasting a single one.
Here are some of my personal pointers:
-Try to diversify the avocado ripeness when purchasing several of them.
-Leave the hard ones out on your counter in a bowl, they will ripen quickest this way.
-When they start to soften, put them in the refrigerator so they stay in their ripest form for as long as possible.
-If you are only eating half of one, always leave the pit in the uneaten half and try to seal it up and get as much air out of the bag/container/wrap as you can!
Marc: Hey Deb! Those avocados look delicious!
Deb: Thanks, Marc! I'm making a delicious salad for lunch every day this week, would you like the recipe?
Marc: Absolutely! You gotta catch that avocado groove if you want those to last you the whole week! Last time I bought avocados here they were only good for 38 seconds!
Deb: Thanks, Marc! I'm making a delicious salad for lunch every day this week, would you like the recipe?
Marc: Absolutely! You gotta catch that avocado groove if you want those to last you the whole week! Last time I bought avocados here they were only good for 38 seconds!
by ChrisBrownismyfather October 29, 2019
A solitary game that one can indulge themselves in when having to take a piss. The rules are relatively simple. You flush first, then begin pissing. Try and finish pissing before the toilet completely flushes and you win. If you can't finish your piss before the water comes back up, you have been defeated.
Once you're defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside - punishing the toilet for its victory.
A variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. I'd say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.
This is predominately a game for men, since we take pisses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.
I know i'm not the only one who's done this before, in fact, i'm sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually fucking name it.
Once you're defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside - punishing the toilet for its victory.
A variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. I'd say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.
This is predominately a game for men, since we take pisses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.
I know i'm not the only one who's done this before, in fact, i'm sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually fucking name it.
by ChrisBrownismyfather May 15, 2008