Chris Rowe's definitions

googleitus

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Haslet

The best meat in the world

hmm, i love my haslet

by Chris Rowe September 27, 2004

p/x

Part Exchange usually used when refering to cars

Do you want a new car?
Yeah i might p/x

by Chris Rowe January 10, 2008

ilap

i love amy page
as in my girlfriend cause she is the bestest thing in thw whole wide world!

my names chris rowe and i love amy page

by Chris Rowe March 11, 2005

Manzere

a bra for men

That guy has some big ass man tits. he needs a manzere

by Chris Rowe September 20, 2003