Chris Ord's definitions

log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

hingers

Womens tits,refers mainly to the large English pendular variety,rather than the smaller pert European type.

Your Mother has a massive pair of Hingers

by chris ord August 31, 2006

binjacking

The art of disposing of your refuse in a bin belonging to another individual

Did you put that bag of dog poop I collected off the lawn in the bin ?

No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame

Oh no , binjacking again

by Chris ord March 12, 2015

wrist manual

A gentlemens interest magazine containing pictures of "Ladies who never say no" also features on classic cars and premium rate phone lines.

whilst walking the dog , I discovered a fantastic stash of dicarded wrist manuals , who says flytipping is all bad.

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges

i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006