2 definitions by Chodechild89

Carney

Someone who works at a carnival usually someone strange like the bearded lady or the kid with lobster hands.

Friend: Bro let’s go to the carnival there’s some cool shit there and it’s only 10$!

Me: Hell ya you tube sock looking fuck, just be careful the carney kid with the lobster hands doesn’t pinch ya!

by Chodechild89 September 1, 2021

Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.

Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!

by Chodechild89 September 1, 2021